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“… And also, I have come up with a very good invention I don’t know why you haven’t made it yet! With your 3-D printer! What! What is so funny about my invention! I’ll have you know I am a very good inventor! For instance! I invented… the calendar! My new invention is BLANCHORS™! I bet you don’t even know how to spell BLANCHORS™! Hmmm!” Emily makes me laugh more than anyone else I’ve known, which is probably why I married her. Sorry for mushiness.