November 30 2011 11:28 PM · 16 notes
I really dislike the concept of #whitepeopleproblems, because the implication that people of other races are too poor to have boring iPad complaints = racist. But then last night I slept weird on one of my eyebrows? and half of it stuck straight out all day like an Isaac Asimov sideburn? and during my fourth office-bathroom-mirror attempt to calm it down, it occurred to me that I might be experiencing an actual legit #whitepersonproblem (!)