Notes September 8, 2010 excerpt from a six-hour chat, February 2009, feat @harveyjames ... me:oh damn! did she talk about her dead husband all night when you were doing it James:people know how to SCROLL DOWNWARDS yes me:hott "oh jams my husband is so dead of\h" James:how come cornelius's album ends with tape hiss getting louder and louder and then the noise of him falling off his chair me:apparently widows call you Jams in bed because being high is hilarious and he's also raising the volume to keep the fading piano note at a constand volume James:I reckon it was recorded when momus sat in on the point sessions and it's the noise of momus falling off his chair because he fell asleep because he's so damn old and then when the cd turned itself off he got a fright excuse me while I laugh at my own joke whoo! me:take your time James:I'm done me:one eye fluttering daftly, the other covered by a designer hand-knit eyepatch made by an underage anorexic japanese girl, as he feebly waves his arms from the floor James:when he snores it makes his eyepatch flap me:mouth in a half-rictus of recognition of the ceiling, mistaking it for the wall of his mother's womb James:haha me:a high-pitched wheeze escapes his lips a Weiden+Kennedy flyer falls off a drafting table and gently floats down to cover his face his slack muscles struggle with it, his fingers survey the wrong parts of his body, and soon he's asleep again James:and pees his pants me:yes, because one hand landed in a bowl of warm water left out for an unknown raeason James:there just happens to be ne in cornlius's house i'd be surpised if there wasn't a bowl of lukewarm water on every surface and shelf space in his studio apratment a white bowl me:the urine is actually a mix of blood, curdled semen, and displaced bowel gas James:urgh me:it spurts out with a sound like a deflating rotted cucumber left in the sun his 140th Japanese wife calls him a name from an old anime cartoon and then blows him James:and then he mumbles 'och noo, not agin' in his sleep me:then he writes an essay about it that somehow manages to be boring and self-referential despite not containing any vowels James:hey I wonder if there are any Jimmy McJimmy sketches on youtube Jimmy McJimmy is an english comedy character who was never popular in scotland me:and three hundred goth librarians comment on it to say how they rubbed one out to this essay never heard of him James:he was popular in the 80's
