japanesesuperhero:

ゲイリーニューマンが我修院達也風なのはいいとしてもトレントレズナーが三島由紀夫風すぎないか、という印象

OHGODOHGODOHGOD
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IT’S KILLING ME

TRENT’S TAMBOURINE BREAK SWEAT-RICTUS

annlf:

Shout out to Channing K., who makes health-food dreams come true.

I made that label myself, though you might not think it from the professional-looking scripty mark at the bottom

BTW you can ask me questions on Tumblr now for some reason

emilyaldenfoster:

Mickets or Pottens.

We saw a 3-year-old with mitten-pockets like these. Channing had been complaining about how his jacket had no pockets, so I made these out of his dad’s old Cosby sweater. He gets a lot of compliments on them from grocery store checkout ladies and presumably other people.

I did, in fact, receive compliments on these pockets pretty much constantly this past weekend.

New Message

blameaspartame:

huh that’s weird

my self-esteem: powerful enough to cause minor text-display glitches

PROOF

My mother is on vacation in Cairo. She sent along this photo with no explanation.

New Message

PEEPIN’ MAD COMFY NEW BALANCE WALKING SHOES DURING OFFICE HOURS, GUESS WHO WINS AT LIFE (me)

I had the privilege of deleting this comment today

I AM 3/40ths OF THE WAY TO BEING FINISHED

I STAND ALONE

I really blew this. What I should have done here was, as soon as he said ‘I know a girl who…’ I should have said ‘You don’t know a girl.’ and blocked him. I’m going to be kicking myself over this one for a while.

oh yeah, this is taking place here

Google Buzz edit battles are a lot like tic-tac-toe — the person who starts is the person who wins. Except ‘wins’ in this context means ‘deletes everything and goes to bed with no answers to, or memory of, the initial question posed.’