I really dislike the concept of #whitepeopleproblems, because the implication that people of other races are too poor to have boring iPad complaints = racist. But then last night I slept weird on one of my eyebrows? and half of it stuck straight out all day like an Isaac Asimov sideburn? and during my fourth office-bathroom-mirror attempt to calm it down, it occurred to me that I might be...
gonna be a loud night (by sonmisonmi)
Yesterday in the Grocery Outlet parking lot, I saw a beat-to-hell Mercedes diesel hatchback stationwagon, with bumperstickers reading CONVERTED TO BIODIESEL! and CIRCUMCISION IS CHILD ABUSE. For the sake of art and the future, I hope someone’s been filming this person’s parent-teacher conferences