April 2010
12 posts
I put a bunch of trip fotos on facebook →
I don't think Chris was actually online
4: 21 PM Chris has joined
James has joined
me: ok
this is a debate
the topic is
JUSTIFIED
GREAT ALBUM
BECAUSE OF JT?
OR BECAUSE OF NEPTUNES
James: hahaha
me: Chris Boeckmann will be on the side of JT
James Harvey will be on the side of the Neptunes
James: Well, look
4: 23 PM the neptunes only produced like 50% of that album
and some people may hinge that album's greatness on the tracks they didn't produce
like 'cry me a river'
also, I don't personally think it's a great album
4: 24 PM I don't feel qualified to present my case on the matter
SORRY TO BE A SPOILSPORT
I'd like to hear Chris's case for the defence, though
me: Chris?
Okay, James will debate Chris' side
JAMES GO
just copypaste
James: ahem
me: go for it james
James: Hi, chris here
everyone knows that Justin Timberlake wrote that entire album himself
4: 28 PM though, I recall the interview where pharrell was like 'michael jackson always thought it was funny that justin went on to have hits with those songs MJ's management turned down...'
well!
if that interview is true and not the result of holograms
then
IT'S A GOOD THING MICHAEL DIDN'T GET THOSE SONGS BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE MADE A MESS OF THEM
4: 29 PM also, the lyrics to cry me a river are SO VERY SPECIFIC they couldn't be about anyone other than britney spears
proof: the girl in the video LOOKS like britney spears
this is how you know he writes his own material
the album credits say that cry me a river was written by 'Mosley, Storch'
4: 30 PM but I believe that this is because Justin Timberlake and Timberland had a lot of long late-into-the-night conversations about his breakup
and by the end it was almost like Tim was channelling JT's thoughts when he wrote songs
4: 31 PM In fact, I believe JT wrote, produced and played the entire album through the hands and minds of up to 70 other people who he telepathically controlled
your honour, I rest my case
9 minutes
me: winner: CHRIS BOECKMANN
