Drawing my favorite slot machine from memory. Pretty close!
I’m reading a book I’m really enjoying, There Goes Maine!, on the history of Maine. This, above, is not it. This is a book I found on Amazon by misremembering the title of the book I’m actually reading as Here Comes Maine! Moral: Holy shit, look at this fucking book cover #gameover #bestcoveralive
HARAMBE!
GONNA GO HIT MY DOUGIE WITH THE ANCESTORS, BRB
Can you believe Brokey blew off my question about Steve Harvey’s line of suits?
channing introduces you to the thing you never knew you loved until it existed.

(Source: friendsfurever, via mascotboy)
I am now wholly obsessed with this photograph. This is the biggest scan I could find.
relatedly: “say, I think Rick Santorum’s senior photo looks similar to that of someone I know! I’m going to search my brain and figure out who it is, and then I’ll put his senior photo next to Rick Santorum’s, in a Tumblr post! Boy, will that yet-unidentified person feel foolish upon receiving a top-notch joshing from me! Me who is Channing!”
After a 25-year glasses career, I’m getting lasik today. We had a good run.
a note on the bottom set: the photographer was getting some glare from my glasses, but instead of asking me to turn my head, he just moved my glasses on my face. I don’t trust people for whom eighth grade wasn’t hell.
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I am for the record, I hold a BA in anthropology and an MA in cultural studies, so I’m pretty well read on multiple aspects of identity politics. I’m pro-diversity pro-gay rights, have always thought of myself as a feminist (so much so that I’m almost exclusively attracted to strong outspoken women). I support affirmative action, despite the fact I’ve been the victim of reverse discrimination more than once. I support the current discussion of diversity in the steampunk movement whole-heartedly.
“… And also, I have come up with a very good invention I don’t know why you haven’t made it yet! With your 3-D printer! What! What is so funny about my invention! I’ll have you know I am a very good inventor! For instance! I invented… the calendar! My new invention is BLANCHORS™! I bet you don’t even know how to spell BLANCHORS™! Hmmm!” Emily makes me laugh more than anyone else I’ve known, which is probably why I married her. Sorry for mushiness.
Ok, CULT submission deadline is hereby extended to Tuesday, Jan. 31.
Thanks to those of you who have contributed already!I’d like to emphasize that we would love to see your multimedia submissions — audio, video, animated gifs, powerpoint presentations, etc. We’ll be experimenting with…
Ladies I know: submit to this! It’s run by great ladies!
I haven’t really drawn more than a few doodles a year since I was a kid, but lately I’ve been wanting to get back into it, so I bought myself a nice sketchpad and pen for xmas (and then wrapped it and labeled it TO CHANNING FROM SANTA and put it with the other gifts) (and then felt weird when I opened it in front of my two-member family). Anyway! I like how this olde-timey hobo dog turned out. I can’t really draw anything specific, I can only mess something up and then salvage it, but that’s basically my creative process in general.